New episode out today! The continuing saga of Eli Roberts (@mikebubbins), Phillip Seastram (@edgamblecomedy) and several chimpanzees. maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…

“The audition piece was for “handsome doctor” and when I did the role, in the credits, at the end of the show, was simply, “doctor”. They had made that editorial choice in post.”

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Episode 96 • 24-Apr-23 I know that every time I eat beef, I feel like I've won life's lottery.

detail from “the garden of earthly delights”, netherlands, ca. 1500

Happy #AlienDay! However you choose to celebrate. 🛸

Happy two years of Three Bean Salad Podcast! I'm sure April 27th will be announced as a national holiday any day now.

Good Morning! Ring that crab bell, because it's the second birthday of #ThreeBeanSaladPodcast 🎉🫘🦀🔔

happy second day of birth to Three Bean Salad Podcast !! welcome to toddler-hood

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Look at these ebulliently bobbing beans! (Selfie without the self because it’s Twitter) Three Bean Salad Podcast

We have confirmation that this has taken place. The beef hat fits. The eunuchs have been slaughtered. The whole ceremony was witnessed by members of the governing council of the Bovine Farmers' Union and also Rita Ora for some reason.

This really is a lovely bit of business. Kudos to two of the very best: Rose Matafeo and Mike Wozniak. And, of course, to Alex Horne. (good lord, this is a cheesy post - even by ABC's stilton-tastic standards) ❤️🧀

Another Wednesday without a new episode of Three Bean Salad. Will the horrors never end?

“Nothing to do but shave your dog, really…”