there’s a silly goose in all of us. now spread ur wings and fly

Rip the xterra

We stopped caring about this dude like four crises ago

Not being able to sleep when you’re tired is worse than a scooter to the ankle

Ratings would sky rocket if we always could hear this

Ok, we've seen enough. Checking out.

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

*2 more minutes left in class Prof: alright it looks like we have around 10 more minutes let’s keep moving forward

Bob Dylan is the greatest of all time

He don’t give a f about nothin

For every retweet I’ll donate a dollar to this woman’s cause, whatever the end result is I’ll pay..only got 24 hours tho.

Don’t Trip

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

It’s bad day to be a liver

You can’t judge a cover of a book by its look