#IStandWithCatherine Where though?

Okay decent folk everywhere you know what to do now. #GeneralElection #ToriesOut685 #GTTONow #Sunackered #votetactically

Maybe, instead of National Service for 18 year olds they should introduce national service for MPs. They all have to do several weeks volunteering in a school, GP, hospital, care home, social care and police within their first 12 months in office.

Forget National Service. Nobody should become an MP without having worked for at least one year in low-paid employment through a national temp agency. Try working a 12-hour shift in a care home or a factory and see how different the world looks.

At this point it’s hard not to conclude that Rishi Sunak is trying to throw the election as badly as possible. Possibly as part of some sort of spread betting scheme.

If Penny Mordaunt had any political instincts at all, she'd resign live on stage at the debate tonight and chop her Tory party membership card in half with a sword. Instant legend.

Really enjoying My Lady Jane. So deadpan and funny

Dear Narrator, bold of you to assume I haven't been appreciating that view for the whole of the show so far 😌 #MyLadyJane

New! Rishi Sunak is PM (Ex) If you want to support us you can chip in for Sky TV at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy

Talk about impressive! It's a HUGE win for Emma Raducanu. She's beaten Elise Mertens in straight sets 6-1 6-2 to reach the third round at #Wimbledon #BBCTennis

‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the nation People looked up the details of their polling station. Fibs had been told by politicians desperate for votes About taxes and housing and those on small boats While across the UK there was much corruption chatter With

Rishi can't buy a break. The sun is now shining in Downing St

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

My #1 “younger millennial” trait is I am young enough that playing video games is a lifelong hobby of mine but old enough that I have absolutely no desire to play online against strangers. My beef is with The Computer and The Computer only. Outsiders do not need to get involved

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the

Release date for Stardew Valley console & mobile 1.6 update: November 4th

If Jane Austen characters had phones