1/ SLANK’s post spurred some digging into the Sinatra-obsessed escort pimp & streaming oldhead Jason Itzler… Holy shit Let’s start w/ his “sperm dad”, paternal side. Turns out Itzler is a scion of the Sylk fam, the Lansky-connected, onetime part owners of the Philly Eagles 👀🧵

fire sale 🔥🔥🔥

“Dark woke” ok that is just It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I’d say that anywhere from 40 to 65 percent of the more public facing members of the modern conservative movement have the exact same personality as Mikey Miles. It’s probably the most upwardly mobile group of Milesian Americans we’ve ever seen

oh the Eagles won the super bowl? but they're "too busy" to help Gandalf destroy the One Ring?

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location

spelled it wrong

doomer If I could depict Boomers with one painting:

Guess who’s…..

RIP Dennis Prager

1800s doctors diagnosis be like:

It’s weird to look back on how insane this country was in the Bush II post 9/11 era and remember even then executing 15 paramedics one by one would have been a major national scandal. Israel commits worse crimes than Abu Ghraib and Nisour Square every week. No public commentary!

POWELL: FED TO CONTINUE MONITORING ECONOMIC SITUATION, SEEK TRUTH FROM FACTS

Pope Francis You were a very good Pope.

Pope Francis after keeping himself alive just long enough to humiliate JD Vance in front of the entire world

Rip KingCobraJFS I hope Ozzy teaches you some sick licks in Hell (in a good way)