It's much too quiet around here. He's going to have to keep an eye on things.

The fact that something was wrong with his....parts.

𝙓𝙚𝙣𝙖, 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨. Tag: #Chaotic. #XWRP. #GreekMythRP. (Crossovers and AUs are welcomed. Ships with chen.) "𝑫𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆."

//taking a short hiatus here but DMS will be open.

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ 𝐀 𝐑 𝐈 𝐀 𝐃 𝐍 𝐄 Princess of Crete Immortal Sorceress Wife of Rhadamanthus | parody Resident of the Underworld 𝐀 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝.

❝ She’s my everything , Penelope of Ithaca. loving mother , loyal wife . the queen of ithaca, smarter than you know . nsfw / semi - selective portrayal of #authoredbyaries My Penelope . ❞

// flipped account.

I knew Troy was going to be an epic mess when I told Agamemnon that he needed to sacrifice a kid to the gods and he immediately cuts his daughter's throat. .... I meant a baby goat.. .

Me: can you please do NOT hunt the sacred deer that belongs to Artemis? Agamemnon: I cAn Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT! * immediately get stranded at Aulus for weeks*

. ⧼ ᨳ𝓢𝚒𐍂𝐞𝙽 ᭪ 𝒞𝐚𝙻𝙻𝐬 ׅ⎖

"Gσ нαηg α gσℓ∂єη ¢σя∂ ƒяσм нєανєη αη∂ ρυℓℓ ιт, уσυ gσ∂ѕ αη∂ уσυ gσ∂∂єѕѕєѕ; ρυℓℓ αѕ нαя∂ αѕ уσυ ¢αη, уσυ ωιℓℓ ηєνєя ∂яαg Zєυѕ ∂σωη ƒяσм нєανєη тσ Ξαятн, нσωєνєя нαя∂ уσυ мαу тяу. ~ Ζεύς Presented by: @_SINGULARITAS

Me~ can you not piss off the one guy that is literally going to win the entire War for us? Agamemnon~ but AcHiLlEs WoNt BoW tO mE! Me and the rest of the kings of Greece~ WE DONT CARE!

— ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴏᴄ. — ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴄᴀʟ ʀᴘ/ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ ʀᴘ. — ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ꜰʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ. — ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ. — ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ/ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. — ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ. — ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ/ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ-ꜱʜɪᴘ. — ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. — ᴀᴅᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.