Department of Government Efficiency

every time the market nukes i have people asking me 'what dips are we buying?' $FLOKI $BONK $CAT $WIF $MAGA in that order am i missing anything else?

BIG BREAKING 🚨 MICHAEL SAYLOR THINKS #BITCOIN WILL HIT $350,000 IN 2024.

Hayek nails it again 😂

Great!

ALTCOIN MCAP UPDATE 🚨 - BEEN IN A DOWNTREND SINCE MARCH 2024 - HITS A NEW ATH 287 DAYS AFTER HALVING - $3T-$3.5T WILL BE THE CYCLE TOP Q4 WILL KICKSTART THE ALTCOINS RALLY BUT THE REAL FUN WILL BEGIN IN Q1 2025 🔥

The eternal question: Ethereum or Bitcoin? 🤔

BIG BREAKING 🚨 JIM CRAMER TURNS BEARISH ON #BITCOIN & CRYPTO 👀🔥

That’s a direct quote of Master Yoda!

National rent control will destroy the incentive to build new housing. National food price controls on supermarkets, which only have few percent profit margin, means empty shelves, just like Venezuela.

BIG BREAKING 🚨 BIGGEST #BITCOIN BULL RUN INCOMING 🔥 GET READY 🚨

Like, if you think Satoshi Nakamoto should win a Nobel Prize for #Bitcoin

LATEST: #Bitcoin just broke below $56K.

STOP PANIC SELLING YOUR BITCOIN TO BLACKROCK AND WHALES.

JUST IN: $64,000 #Bitcoin

KEEP YOUR EYES ON BITCOIN NOW!!!!