To save my money up for a down payment on a new car or get yatted decisions decisions 🤔

I woke up at 3am to my dog staring me dead in the face then he just started peeing all over the floor.

How did hedge funds think they stood a chance when this was our training ground?

The crazy thing Is I bought 4000+ dogecoin a year ago for $10. Y’all keep doing your thing 😂

Chris Cuomo to Robinhood’s CEO 👏🏼

“If you really love them you’ll let them go. Don’t be Toxic.” Me:

How did chicken fighting tik tok get on my fyp😂. Their algorithm Is something else

I’m trying to sell my soul to whatever demon Tom Brady did

LeBron and Steph on the same team at #NBAAllStar

I got egg yolks in my nose but at least I now know I am in fact built different

When you see a pothole on the street but it's too late 😭😂

🤣

Australians just be causally walking outside knowing that anything can pull up on them like a JRPG mini boss