Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all."- Walt Disney Company, Mulan (Pictureback

'God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars.' --Elbert Hubbard

Reality has made it obsolete.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

'The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.' -Eleanor Roosevelt

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

fun fact, the first household refrigerators cost about $16,000, in today's money!

"The more I see, the less I know for sure."-John Lennon

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Fun fact - The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that just one gram of it can kill 150 people

Did you know - California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ

People living deeply have no fear of death. -- Anas Nin

Heres to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy. --Charlaine Harris

"So many books, so little time." -Frank Zappa

I saw a warewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy.

"Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?" -Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

'Don't Panic.' - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Did you see the face on her? She looks like she ran a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym