why being a “goon” is not a fucking aesthetic, a thread

i don’t care if this was rehearsed or off the cuff, that's an unreal line

They been trying to rebrand Magic as Religion

indeed and linkedin really sold all our information

🚨BREAKING: Kayla Harrison vs Amanda Nunes is Officially being Targeted for #UFC323 this December at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas.

I can’t believe ‘Taylor Swift‘ is going to overtake Messi’s WC winning instagram post this is the worst day of my life

Unless it’s the Epstein files.

Accelerator There are people who never got to experience this because they hated a middle schooler crying in season 1

fooled an entire fanbase

Since this tweet, Wirtz has scored 2 goals. Saka didn't come back from injury for another month and has got injured again, and has 4. Every tongue that rises against Saka shall fall

Luigi Mangione is facing the death penalty, btw.

“Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they’re engaged”

This BCC lore means something to me man!!

Meanwhile Arsenal 😂

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Asking NFL players their biggest Financial Flex: “Daughter’s college is paid for, and she’s 2.” 🔥 (via Joe Bonham)

“I feel bad for Mbeumo and Cunha” why? They chose this life, both could’ve gone to UCL clubs

Y’all are going to hell lmfao

Matheus Cunha’s road to 007: ✅ 001 Leeds ✅ 002 West Ham ✅ 003 Everton ✅ 004 Fiorentina ✅ 005 Arsenal ✅ 006 Fulham ✅ 007 Grimsby Town 007 COMPLETE

Ladies and Gentlemen, our Miss Penalty finalists: