steve hoskins is a furry

Payton price does all daily tasks with his abnormally long, finger sized toes

The cockroaches in the apartments are actually spies placed by Student Development to ensure that no one’s talking about alcohol or sex

randy kinder has a type

dalton church is zach church’s eldest child

the fake rocks all over campus are speakers so Wes Cheatwood can project his opera vocals everywhere at any moment

all songs preformed tonight will be kidz bop renditions #trojanidol2019

nancy is our paula abdul #trojanidol2019

Dan Boone is Bob the Tomato

Eric is a cyborg

y’all send me some conspiracy theories and i’ll tweet the good ones

Megan groves barks at people from her window

Braden Reece has big bass energy

Wesley cheatwood has three small buttcheeks instead of two regular ones

Sunny days only happen in Nashville when Trevecca needs promo pictures

Anna Turpin is Foxy Loxy from the acclaimed animated film, chicken little

the virus was an excuse to get all students off campus so they could finally do what they had always dreamed of. let the farm goats roam free and do as they please

Although things are looking down for everyone, remember that the members of the lightsaber academy no longer have a campus to fight on

since i have graduated i’ll now be taking applications from anyone who wants to inherit this account

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