Coffee Golf - Nov 21 15 Strokes 🟪🟩🟨🟥🟦 2️⃣5️⃣3️⃣2️⃣3️⃣

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My boy has gone to London with a friend for the first time ever, he's going on the underground too. He's 19 but I'm worried as fuck.

Unpopular opinion, but I think bringing Woakes out to bat is a bad mistake. The man is badly hurt and bringing him out like a circus act is possibly quite dangerous. #ENGvIND

Coffee Golf - Aug 5 13 Strokes 🟥🟦🟪🟩🟨 3️⃣2️⃣3️⃣2️⃣3️⃣

I hope this is true

Today I had to condemn someone's Integrated washing machine AND integrated dishwasher. That's expensive news to have to give someone

You're a terrible wife

And the bad news is.......

Whenever I give blood, it's always the finger prick I hate the most and I can never understand why. I know why now. Six days since I last donated and I can still feel that bastard. 😂

Hard pass

Coffee Golf - Aug 9 13 Strokes 🟨🟪🟩🟦🟥 2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣

It's the 5th year of #TheHundred and I've always hated it, but I'm going to really give it a chance this year. For example, I thoroughly enjoyed watching Southern Braves win the other night.

Have been watching "Little House on the Prairie" because I have another raging ear infection and I need something warm and fuzzy to make me feel better. But now, it's cricket.

I genuinely believe that Michael Landon may have been the most handsome man the World at the time. Blimey, he's seriously mancrush worthy.

I was going to send a voice message as I've been absent for too long but honestly, SNW just sucks all the joy out of Star Trek

If you've remained firm friends since you were in school, you telling ng them now isn't going to effect your relationship

Think of me this time tomorrow where I'll be on the road to London O2 to see Enhyphen with my daughter..... On what promises to be the busiest day on the road ever in the history of roads.