a diet coke should be free if you really need one

Finally a kid without phone

god forbid I catch a vibe

I’ll never understand transphobic Christians. Was god not the first to look at His son and think he needed more holes?

*After Ty said this in the car* Me: “you should tweet that” Ty: “Nick [_aprettybluex💐🔪] is gonna be so mad at me 😩”

Apple, calm down! I’m just trying to send my husband pictures of his own cock!

guy who thinks people who practice Catholicism are called catheters.

Crazy that the pope fit age, race, gender, and location demographics for John Wayne Gacy’s victim profile.

This granola bar tried to steal my rights

Midwest pope goes crazy. Do you think he still says “Ope”?

“listen to your body” body wants a cheeseburger and some hand stuff

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

happy mothers day to all the ipads

Like 76 of Ty’s friends. They get real creative with their lil nicknames

Go to this show Thursday but also look at this fucking sick ass flyer of Detroit Tigers pitcher Skubal by Turbo Ty (Doom Boy) 🐀

elon musk turned on his vibrator

Tied down ‘24

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

My brother has talked to me more about the SHREK 5 release date than he has about our mom literally dying… like less than a year ass dying and this MFer is up in my inbox like “damn, they postponed it again”

lol me n Tree are in this video 🤘😍🤘