What the literal fuck?!?

This tweet is absolute perfection 💋

“When the wife protests against the government but the husband’s in the police… dinner’s gonna be awkward tonight 😂😂😂”

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🚨BREAKING: Former DOJ prosecutor Ryan Crosswell slams Pam Bondi for saying “no one is above the law”: “We know that’s not true: Eric Adams is above the law. Tom Homan is above the law. Anybody in the Epstein files is above the law.” Mic Drop. 🎤

RETWEET if you stand with Portland Mayor Keith Wilson against Donald Trump!

threads.com/@lipari.giusep… War torn Portland courtesy of lipari.guiseppe from threads

🚨BREAKING: A new report reveals that Greg Abbott has funneled almost a BILLION dollars in taxpayer money directly to his campaign donors. This is a very serious breach of the public’s trust, and Ken Paxton should open a formal investigation.

Scott Jennings: “Portland has been occupied by Antifa. Violent people. It’s a disgrace that an American city is occupied.

Question for MAGA Republicans…. 6 months ago - Chuck Roast was $4.99 lb, Now it’s $9.99 lb. Hamburger was $3.99 lb. Now it’s $7.99 lb. 43 oz of Folgers Coffee was $12.99, Now it’s $19.99. Boneless skinless Chicken Breast was $2.99lb, Now it’s $4.99 lb. And so much more I

No wonder he's sending out AI videos of himself. This is dangerously batshit.

FACTS! 😳

Holy sh*t Twitter BANNED the creator of this ad because it moves voters 7 pts toward Dems. Voters are DISGUSTED by Trump’s gestapo kidnapping US citizens in Portland and Chicago. SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE And follow the ad’s creator Joe Jacobson so Elon can’t silence them!

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. The plan wasn’t to be made public. Clearly someone hit the panic button in his earpiece. It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited

NEW: A MAGA X account often shared by Senator Mike Lee and House Republicans like Nancy Mace--that often alleges Democrats encourage voting fraud-- is run by a man who not only has never stepped foot in the US, he also illegally donated to an American campaign. /

This Company is called Acre Trader and guess who’s buying up all those foreclosed farms that Trump’s tariffs have ruined! Farmers better start thinking before they vote in the mid term elections! 🤬

A message from a Kindergarten teacher: After forty years in the classroom, my career ended with one small sentence from a six-year-old: “My dad says people like you don’t matter anymore.” No sneer. No malice. Just quiet honesty — the kind that cuts deeper because it’s