Well that settles it, morgan will not be trusted with paying our electric bill. I was taking a shower and the power cuts off and I’m naked, blind, and afraid someone was in my apartment. Thinking someone is gonna find me with my balls dangling dead in a bath tub

But burning down buildings and looting community businesses is not an act of domestic terrorism… 🤐

Today, just like any day, we are very thankful that we don’t live in that pile of shit state up north. Happy thanksgiving! 🦃

BREAKING: Joe Biden was taking calls from the NORAD Santa tracking program and a dad ended the call with "Merry Christmas, and Let's Go Brandon." Biden replied with: "Let's Go Brandon, I agree"

I’ve just tested positive for Covid, what should I do?? The CDC:

Nick Chubb stiff armed this dude through the Earth’s core

Woah man, save some pussy for the rest of us aye

CNN just accidentally learned the importance of the Second Amendment.

Hopefully Russia and Ukraine are following covid 19 protocols and maintaining a 6ft distance via Zoom meeting

Next dad investment?

Liberals can’t meme.

Ummmm.

Caught Red Handed! CNN tech director speaks about instilling the next fear (Climate change) as COVID is no longer a fear factor in controlling Americans. CNN

Little Miss suck my left nut

Did he just say that? Yep.

Bf w hearin problems 🤝 gf that hates repeating herself

Ain’t that some shit 😂

Don’t stop when you are tired, stop when you are done.

It was only a matter of time someone did this.