some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird

This guy is looking at this the wrong way. How cool is it that we can eat Oreos and also use them as tiles on a space shuttle!

This is funnier if you read it in Hagrid‘s voice

*30 seconds before air* “David, what do you want to do?” “Just pin it goddamnit.”

The people intentionally starting fires in Los Angeles should be punished in the most extreme manner and have their SAG cards taken away.

And with that executive order the highway through Toontown will be built using imminent domain

Rebellion then vs. now

When the managing partner at the firm and his secretary go public at the Christmas party

moo deng fell the fuck off

As a Rice I am personally offended by this

One of the seven wonders of the world

“We know your band means a lot to you but tour father and I have been paying your rent for the last two years and you haven’t even put out a song.”

I’d like to know what he was listening to in the summer of ‘97

“Some things are bigger than the environment man” lol

New pope’s first address was magic

Free Peng

Eating alone is a celebration