Mannnn somebody messed up on one of their digits for their phone number for DoorDash somewhere in the world, so I just got to be a part of their food delivery journey/delivery, updates ………….involuntarily ……………💀 #Wellthatsrandom

If you’re a SERIOUS artist, like REALLY wanna do this full-time.. but you choosing “a fun time” or every new nike dunk release but say you don’t have money for promo/marketing/mixing/brand-team building.. you’re literally what UNO would like to call A WILD CARD 🟩🟨🟦🟥🤣

Random fact that you never needed: I just changed my occupation to “VHS TAPE REWINDER” on facebook….I’m feeling to official right now….#SeeyuhPals✌🏾🌟

God’s doing a new thing.. every second… ALWAYS… He BEEN HIM! 🙏🏾🌟🚀 #WatchWhatHeDoNext👏🏾👏🏾🏆🌍✈️

My conclusion thus far..... Meta Ai can kiss a cactus.. it's like Siri.. only MORE IGNORANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yaull lil hips betta get outside for an hour and enjoy some of the sensational weather before yaull start complaining about SUMMER bein too HOT, iown wanna hear a THING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #EnjoyOrJailTime👀 #ImMrHeatmeiser #ImMisterSun🤣

RIP, Dollar Tree from my childhood.. Aint even fun while shopping there anymore.. who even let 3 and 5 dollars into the party?!?! DENGGGG!🙄🤣

This ios photo app update looks like quantum mechanics… we out here feeling like the last space scene of “Interstellar”..💀💀💀💀 #iykyk

I don’t know who this is for but uhh…. YOU GOT FOOD AT HOME!!! SsssssssTOPIT….SSSSTOPIT ☝🏾NOW!👇🏾

Plot twist: I’ve been dodging yaull’s “foolishness” since WAY before April. 👀😊.

I’m sure Sunny D is pretty much liquid orange sidewalk chalk and windshield wiper fluid..🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️

“That’s the moveeeee” ✝️😮‍💨🔥🔥

I’ma tell yaull now.. HEALING is a process.. don’t let these folk out here try to rush you through: re-learning yourself, resetting your heart, aiming to do better. Right foot, left foot, rest, breathe, repeat. WE’RE ON OUR WAY, NOT IN OUR WAY. #ThisOnesForSomebodyREALOutThere

NC, I tell ya 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Some folk out here done bought up 9 years worth of milk and its finna expire tonight…. dengggggggg .. that greed’ll cook ya EVERY time🤣

imagine hating on me, meanwhile, I’m over here trying not to cook everything I eat in a microwave🤣‼️🤣‼️🤣