Holy fuck

you would think that "updog drinks sky" is just meaningless nonsense, but then you see it, and it's real, and it's beautiful.

Pussy boys tried to rob me so I tranquilized them and boiled them in duck broth till their bones floated to the surface. Then I added some andouille sausage, garlic powder, onion powder, red pepper flakes, black pepper, Tony seasoning, and enjoyed me some nice steamy opp gumbo

just saw a guy drinking canned coffee and thought to myself "god I wish I had a beer". I'm suspecting this maybe the result of some kind of beer demon, or yokai

Autistic Nixon 🦔 He literally is doing the meme.

When you smell your ex gf’s laundry detergent in public

One of my all time favorite videos

(Jesus turning water into wine but for some reason there’s a British bloke there) Go on Jezza!

When she’s wearing short shorts and you can see the bottom of her butt cheeks

This is what Odysseus saw when he was chained to the mast and the Sirens called to him.

All primate war maps are rendered in 3 dimensional holographic form to account for both canopy-swinging and ground operations

I cross her mind sometimes

Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it; who now remembers "England is my city"?

This enterprising pitbull has come up with new and innovative ways to kill his owner