What the fuck is going on with twitter? First the "show" button stops working and now ALL media is marked as sensitive so I can't see shit now.

Why the fuck do I have so many xbox controller battery packs and covers?

I thought I only played Mass Effect Andromeda for about 2 hours on release and never played it again. Booted it up to start playing through it after finishing the trilogy again and turns out I had played 47 hours of it. I remember nothing of the game. Not even in start of it.

4'11

Is it socially acceptable to eat just gammon for dinner? I have one in the oven but I cannot be bothered cooking all the sides and trimmings for it.

I did it, although I probably shouldn't have. That bring my total pairs of converse up to 14.

Work have had to pad a bar under the desk because I keep hurting myself on it.

Now all I can think that you all think I constantly slam my head into the bar.

I had to clean the mirror to take this

This is just so she can write an album about marriage and then another one about divorce.

Why do I hate myself so much when I look like this ⬇️⬇️⬇️ ???

I hate when frozen pizzas say "place directly on oven shelf" and you come back to it and it's decided to flop between the bars and the cheese just slides off it. Luckily I managed to save the base and put rubber cheese slices on it. It was not good.

Everyone in the break room at work is showing eachother videos of their young kids/grandkids/nieces and nephews and I'm sat here like 🙂

One for the hand people

😍😍😍😍

Did I eat a whole tub of hummus? Yes I did!

Loving all these clips of the new Spider-Man being filmed and everything being done practically, yet they'll most likely replace everything with CGI in the end. 😞

It's the only way I know how to hold my phone