At least he pulled up with somethin 😭

my tesla robot after i tell him he can have a bump too

You know what humbles me? When I buy panties and them mfs look big out the pack, then I try them on and it’s perfect 😭😭😭😭

Fuckin crying 😂😂😂

Me currently trying to gas myself at my absolute lowest

You need to take that mf back

Astrology Cheat Sheet

Ima make sure I stay alive to hear about this shit

THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. 20 years after his death?? You’d have to tell your kids to remember ts for you.

Nah this is getting embarrassing…why Kodak Black team let him out like this? I feel bad for Kai this is so awkward

The CIA publishes the craziest stuff on their website. "Oh yeah we had professional remote viewers, yeah, we asked them to go visit Mars one million years ago. What did they see? Pyramids, obelisks, a dying elder race looking for a new home. Anyway its declassified now."

How to make your dog cool af

Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. If you’re gonna date a Scorpio, you gotta have an evolved one. One that’s worked/working through their trust issues and traumas. One that is self-aware. Otherwise you’re gonna have an angry, possessive, vengeful little psycho on your hands.

I swear the dating pool got baby green diarrhea in it and baby throw up

what the fck did i just watch?

A Colombian lawmaker got caught on camera vaping during a health reform meeting😂