The employee at Dairy Queen when you order a blizzard:

Two years ago, today! It’s sometimes easy to feel like I’ve stagnated in my fitness journey but then I see how far I’ve come in a few years and I can’t help but feel proud of myself :)

Hey sorry I’m late for this call, Caroline Polachek and Charli xcx were creating wonders in my ears and I had to let them finish

If the reflex is too slow they throw it down the trash chute 😔

What’s the best song on Pop 2

Getting mentioned by grok in a tweet is kind of like getting hit by a car

Never thought I’d have one of these lol

Gonna have to be this one

David by Lorde

No nonbinary camlock hose couplings? Hmmmm… your move liberals 😂😂😂

Gay guys always have one of these screwdrivers

Literally let’s add a right to potable water to the bill of rights

the random ass Tuesday in July that tests tf out of you

ohhh yea fs

Asked for the “brat green lighter” and was handed the one on the right (actual brat green included for reference) Is this a hate crime?

Friend breakup hits different