TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out.

Favourite Internet pic of the day mooooo

Made my daughter a Shakespeare card and bought her a small death figure with a pink tea cup for her birthday. Am I alone in this 🤔 S'ok I know the answer 🤣

I think she's seen something

A doll made from buttons...sleep well my friends, sleep well

Today I bought my cat a new toy and this was his reaction 😂

Like what they said...

Cheeky chap x

Ain't too shabby here

As it's Summer Solstice I thought I'd be creative at Breakfast!

Felt weirdly observed last night

"I CAUGHT A MOUSE AND IT WAS THIS BIG I SWEAR TO GOD"

So intriguing...lemmie in!!

Showed this half finished painting to a bloke in Brighton on Saturday. He was horrified and said 'why did you show me this?' 🤣

Have you ever beaten around the bush? 🤔

So, is red shoes no knickers still a thing?

When I had acute myocarditis (heart failure) I wanted to see my son's 9th birthday. I've now seen him quadruple that and with a fantastic family, house and job I couldn't be prouder. Now I want to see my granddaughter get to double figures. Cin cin folks🍸

Damn it...bought diced pork instead of pork strips for the stir fry I'll fetch me coat...