Safe spaces for eating tide pods and now this #soyboys #snowflakes #wokeness

When China’s soyboy farms go live, America goes limp. Millions trapped in their cars, soldiers too weak to fight, and the grid hijacked by docility itself. Greg Hirsch, Anna Forrest & Dr. Thorne Maddox fight back in: #CatastropheChronicles praetorian.today/politics/wars/…

If you never have to connect more than two devices to your laptop, including external monitors, you're an NPC

Real men don't wear leggings. Joggers do an equally good job to show off your legday gains if you have the legs of a real man. And without the moose knuckle risk and lack of masculine style options.

A man who still use Instagram never clicks the Reels tab. That's the #soyboyfarm mode, for weak-minded people who can't search on their own.

#CampusInsanity #soyboys :)

Soyboys turned social media into a farm. Real men hunt content; they don’t get spoon-fed by algorithms. 🦁 #MasculinityMonday #HunterMindset #NoSoyboyFarms #DigitalFreedom praetorian.today/tech/how-weak-…

A real man should make 100 kg or more in bench press! Change My Mind imgflip.com/i/abt6wr via imgflip #gymmemes #benchpress

Using agentic browsers is the Tidepod challenge of 2025

Real men use Windows 10 #Nickelback #RealmenuseAndroid

You are a man; passive scrolling is not for you. Men are hunters by nature; we actively search for what we want. No real man needs algorithms.

You're a weirdo if you spend more on your phone than on your computer.

Buying a pricy phone makes sense if you're a professional photographer. But it doesn't make sense if you're just doing NPC stuff that a four-year-old phone would do just fine. A real man spends more on his GPU than his phone. And using a pricy phone as status symbol is retarded

When your social schedule is the things that you don't cancel, then you're on the right track ✨

Got rid of #appcloud on my #Samsung, no risk of Netanyahu making it blow up like a Hezbollah pager, my device, my rules.

🚨Campus Insanity is here!🚨 Students are now claiming it's “cultural theft” to use chopsticks unless you're Asian 👀🍜 Yes, really. Don McCarthy breaks down The Great Chopstick Crisis — and the lunacy behind it. 👉 praetorian.today/education/the-… #CampusInsanity

People like to talk shit about real men. But it wasn't the real men who allowed Instagram to degenerate, they voted with their system settings and sticked to old versions. The soyboys and thots are responsible for enabling the enshittification. praetorian.today/tech/how-weak-…

As of International Men's Day, public playing of Taylor Swift is prohibited in Praetoria. One girly male fined for listening to Taylor Swift in public transit without using headphones.

Praetoria celebrated International Men’s Day with strength, ashwagandha tonics, and a 24h ban on public Taylor Swift. One numale broke the rule. His fine increased after officers found he was doomscrolling too. Marcus Cole reports:👉 praetorian.today/culture/intern… #InternationalMensDay