I’ve been busy. Travel baseball is nuts. #TotalDadMove

I should have made Dad-themed t-shirts, apparently.

Dear @PopcornSutton__

@jerrythedrunk has anyone noticed that Steve cherished his April, 2012 DM with Stricklin so much he had not yet deleted it in Jan, 2016?

You need to relax. Get a hold of yourself guy. x.com/bradcole/statu…

Seems relevant this morning with the post-election spin coming from the left. x.com/totaldadmove/s…

DEMs ran an insider in a year for outsiders. That's the whole story. x.com/totaldadmove/s…

So America twice elects a black president and then picks one white person over another white person and it is all about racism?

Trump did better than Romney among blacks by 5 points. He did 2 points better among Latinos. But DEMs are crying racism?

Still talking about the election. #TotalDadMove

Correcting people on the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day. #TotalDadMove

Bottle flipping is the work of the devil.

I've bought no less than two dozen fidget spinners. #TotalDadMove

I've spent more time at the baseball field this spring/summer than I have spent in the golf court in the past 7 years combined. #TDM

I hate goofy kids. #TotalDadMove

*course

Had to take my bicycle to the shop because kids want to go bike riding and I haven't used my bike in 15 years. #TotalDadMove

Bike has been ready at the shop for a week and a half and I have yet to pick it up. #TotalDadMove

Excellent. x.com/rabaeck/status…

I'm fucking pissed off that some insane jackass killed people for no damn reason at all. Fuck.