If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family😂

It’s taboo for women to live a life that basically doesn’t include or centre men

still in awe that the layer of thc resin coating my lungs is what saved me from ever catching covid

If society was at all serious about anything, we'd be worshipping hoes.

my favorite tweet in the world

Make men girl urinals again.

this may actually be a photo of gemini, sagittarius, virgo, pisces:

a finance bro can easily become a tech bro but a tech bro could never become a finance bro

The divas are not falling for this child bearing propaganda and I love it!

Just deleted my entire 10 year tweet history. The world is heading into a time where it's not safe to have your thoughts public.

My mom is a dead Roman Catholic who voted for Ross Perot.

when you say something so mean that even you realize you need to chill

americans will be like “i traveled to italy” and when you ask for details you find out they did 2 days in rome, 2 days in florence, 1 day in pisa, 2 days in venice and it cost them like $10k USD

Send your girlfriends crypto. 🌀

(Money talks and dogs bark.)

If you dated someone 7+ years ago, it doesn’t count bc it falls off your credit.

Bro.