EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

I love crying to this. Ugh.

When I say “most wonderful time of the year” I mean gay Halloween.

This is my favorite one I’ve seen this year

NEW YORK CITY LISTEN TO ME IF U NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW N PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER 4 NO REASON .. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW ‼️‼️‼️

No. Please. Enough.

Ok this is where I draw the line. Enough.

Im not okay, I want caviar

Im sorry did you say 7 years???

damn how thanksgiving next week n halloween was last week

everything is romantic, always

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

one thing I hate more than liar is a liar who thinks I’m stupid.

I love a good old New York accent from someone who probably smokes cigarettes and has lived in their home for 40 years

addicted to complimenting strangers like i can't contain myself i must tell you i like your shirt

Do I just want to ignore all my responsibilities today and go get my nails done instead?

I hate the internet because why am I currently obsessing over an AI church choir version of the thong song???!

Walking by someone’s house and smelling their laundry detergent being pumped out the vents feels so intimate

Ok, but are you full of whimsy????