The 'remember me' function on ticketmaster serves absolutely no function at all #oasis

Anything by The 1975

Sticking pins in my eyes

Was completing an 'Art of Staying Focused' course but I've given up half way through

Is this a real thing?

Buying anything by The 1975

I don't understand why people wear scarfs outside a jacket. What's that keeping warm?

Please. No. Make it stop.

Your Christmas reminder that @oneilspubs have dynamic pricing in place. You pay more for the same drink at 8pm than you did at 5pm on Friday and Saturday nights.

My wisdom for today: Avoid having to finish things you've half started by not starting them in the first place

Fans of other clubs could be forgiven for thinking Dai Yongge is Reading FC’s sole owner. Let us introduce co-owner Dai Xiu Li, who was also KSV Roeselare’s owner. She reportedly pulled funding from the Belgian club and oversaw its demise. Sounds familiar, right? What happened

Time to ditch this and move to #BlueSky

Tunes splits the Atom on BBC Radio 6 Music ! That's taken me back, what a tune!

Pluto wasn't discovered until the 1930's but I'm pretty sure it was there all the bloody time

Trying to contact Amazon.co.uk customer service about a late delivery

How long does it take BT to fix an 85 year old's landline? It's been 12 days already so will keep you posted

Day 13 and still nothing credible from BT. In a recorded message they state Openreach are on it, they no nothing about it. How difficult can it be to speak to someone to get this fixed?

Day 14 BT ....still nothing.....

Up to day 15 now and still nothing from BT who think it's acceptable to leave an 85 year old living on her own with no landline Communications Ombudsman