does anyone have anything that I can have?

being a girl with bangs is harder than serving in the military I’ve been through more than them

It’s okay to not be bisexual

calvin

what im looking for in a friend is someone who simply controls the tides and is master of the tides.

what if getting matching thigh tattoos unlocks something sexual and carnal in me... hmmm..

gay man on a dancefloor: I wonder how many women can I push at one time

you left us all at the gas station

i’m getting tweaky i’m heading out bitch i’m on to something

(trying out vague posting) the

PLEASE DANCE... WONDERFUL CHANEL$ MICHELIN STAR! HAPPY TECHNOLOGY JOY OPTIMISM STATION YAY GODDD HAPPY LOVERZ JOYFUL FLING$ I’M ACTUALLY KINDA HAPPY $T. HAPPY WHAT IS IT LIKE, TO BE EVIL? *SMILE* GANDHI.

it sucks that I have to get super drunk and super horny this weekend

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

keep getting caught in the rain but in a romanticizing my city kinda way

ok jokes over now guys, where's my pussy? the whole "amab" thing was funny but let's stop

I love when people tweet about places in Chicago that I know. I like feeling involved.

chicago gotta be the top one worst city to have hair in

czech hunter schafer you look like trans noah schnapp