Carson Beck, I miss you buddy. Just try to tough it out for us. Get your ass back in the game!

Last day of work before Christmas

Every Longhorn right now #HookEm

Legend.

they be saying “it cost $0 to be kind” like being a hater ain’t free too

“The perfect place doesn’t exist”

Me, watching USA vs Canada hockey, in the 4 Nations Face Off tonight, after not knowing the 4 Nations Face Off even existed 7 days ago

Real 😭

ㅤ

The Outdoor Boys just retired...

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

Never fails dawg. Just pay the man what you owe em. No need for the extra curricular 😒

Football makes life better.

Jerry and the cowboys so unserious I’m done bro 😭

Texas defense gave up more yards to OU last season (237) than they did against Ohio State (203). Longhorns beat OU 34-3. Fix the redzone.

Teams that have scored more than 23 points today: Colts Steelers Jets

Arch gonna b ok. Had us in the game with traffic cones blocking for him. Never mind traffic cones don’t false start or hold. My bad to all the traffic cones out there!

OU STILL SUCKS