Lmao! Bro this guy would steal ALL of your girls. He would literally steal you too. He’d fuck you, man. He would make love to you and you’re straight. Fuck off with that “dad bod” shit.

Tonight on HBO! Had fun being on set, thank you to everyone at Ballers

Just got asked if I was Niklaus Ching. An actual honour and compliment.

Retweet this if you feelin UGLY AS SHIT today!!!!

Garrett Shrader was out ✌️ x.com/BleacherReport…

If the New York Giants don’t trade up to draft Chase Young they are the dumbest organization in the nfl. Pick up offensive lineman in the offseason, draft chase and we will be back on track🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Well here’s Chase Young in a Giants uniform to give you the ultimate blue balls for your Tuesday evening 😳👀 #WhatIf #GiantsPride

It’s almost that time!

Due to #COVID19 aka #Coronavirus Ill be sending the first 500 people to like & retweet this $300 -$1500 through CashApp, Apple Pay #, Venmo or Zelle 🏦 drop all tags in comments) 🥳🖤

Imma filler character in everybody’s story line

Still patiently waiting for my glow up.. not lookin too bright 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

My furry son really loves billie eilish . Sings every time one of her songs comes on😂😂

Full disclosure: I showed them Spiderman 1 & 2 and told them it was Deadpool 1 & 2. #Deadpool3

Fuck all you happy people🙄