Apparently I was the choice of voters on Laura Kuenssberg to be PM. That's flattering, thank you very kindly, but I'd rather wire my nipples to electrodes. Our system is overly adversarial - mandating politicians to lie and sell policies they disagree with in order to hold the party

This is why a man worth £700m… Married to the daughter of a billionaire Takes a job that pays £165k. And if you still think he cares one jot about this country …just watch how quickly he gets a one-way ticket to Santa Monica once he’s booted out of No.10.

Every single Hospitality venue across the UK is being crucified or closed by untenable energy bills. Yesterday British Gas posted record profits of £751 million. 10 times the previous year of £72 million. Anyone else angry? Morning Ofgem.

I love this set of players so much

Music History: 20 years ago today, Prince was inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame. During the ceremony, a super cool Prince joined an All-Star band - consisting of Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, and George Harrison’s son Dhani Harrison among others - to

I was interested to see some on here asking "why should a rich person pay more for the same services than a poorer person?" on the back of council tax/poll tax discussions. Now of course no one likes tax, but we need to understand it, so I wanted to bash out my quick, unpolished

The voter ID thing is designed to stop young people voting. Sign up here to get your VOTER ID before the upcoming local elections. electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-ele…

You MUST make sure you have VOTER ID NOT all PHOTO ID is accepted as Voter ID eg Student ID cards are NOT allowed If you don't have PHOTO ID, to vote in person apply for a Voter Authority Certifcate gov.uk/apply-for-phot… You do NOT need Photo ID for a POSTAL VOTE PLEASE RT

Dear Mr Sunak, On behalf of pretty much every doctor in the land, pretty much every person on a waiting list in the land, pretty much every sick person in the land, and increasingly most voters in the land...

If a Rwanda flight does take off… Your bills will still be as expensive Your wait for a GP/hospital bed will still be as long Your court date will still be as delayed Your taxes will still be as high …but we will all be more more morally & financially bankrupt as a nation

You’ve had 14 years, you cunts Tag whoever you think this is applicable to.

This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to kick the Tories into third place will only happen if enough people vote tactically to defeat their local Conservative. Such pragmatism could see dozens of ‘Portillo moments’ in the early hours of Friday morning 5/8

Counting down to the exit poll…#C4BritainDecides The Rest Is Politics

There’s a shocker. #landslide #c4britaindecides

Fuck Elon Musk

Just a tiny number of the things we owned and the recent Tories sold off If I went back to 1980 and gave you the full list you’d feel sick about it None of us gained a thing except the super rich Inequality through the roof. #UKRiots

So much love for this. #Brighton

With our prisons full, should the Government consider sending the rioters to Rwanda?

New billboard has appeared in Dundee. Anybody ken the story behind it?

Imagine if you ran a branch of Greggs but you got fired for being corrupt. So one day you got everyone to storm Greggs and smash it up, and your only punishment is Greggs asking you back to run a Greggs again. That’s basically America.