Today, Hugo Ekitike can break history by becoming the all time top scorer in football. He needs 887 goals

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If the Nobel Peace Prize committee is looking for someone to give that award to, I think Chef José Andrés would be a perfect choice.

Alan Shearer at the PFA dinner

Why are you talking to fruit about inflation?

‘We are one of the lucky families’ Piece here with Bradley about receiving the good news and the impact of support from around the country - including two Bohs fans who stopped him in the airport earlier to say congrats m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/l…

Please. Just, please, pay attention. Mbeumo. Not Mbuemo. Most misspelled player in history.

Americans wake up hungover the day after Thanksgiving like Bruh 🫣 Who the fuck did I thank last night

BREAKING: An English tourist is in a critical condition in hospital after being attacked in the Temple Bar area of Dublin City centre overnight. The victim (40s) suffered serious injuries after being kicked in the head, criminal investigation now underway. More Irish Independent

"I'm the kid that plays for Arsenal" 🥹 Throwback to Eberechi Eze recalling how it felt being released from his boyhood club at the age of 13!

Keith Treacy pays a heart-warming tribute to Stephen Bradley and his son Josh, after the Bradley family received the all-clear, following Josh's prolonged battle with cancer. ❤️ Off The Ball Breakfast LIVE 7:30am w/ @UPMCInIreland | #GetBackInAction #LOI

I feel like a rug would really tie the room together.

The last time Manchester United scored a goal was in 2003, a Dwight Yorke penalty against Birmingham city

SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!

Keir Starmer and David Lammy belong in The Hague.

Eitan Fischberger Yuval Abraham יובל אברהם The Israeli military has released an utterly absurd statement. As the video clearly shows, rescue workers and journalists were visible at the scene of the first strike when they were struck again. Perhaps the only accident was not realizing they were on live TV. Statement:

RIP Hesh.

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Frimpong’s insta story hahahahaha yessss

Virgil Van Djik. What a player man. 14 clearances in one game. If I'm him, I'm telling the Liverpool Front Office to get me some help. The whole essence of senior leadership roles is to do less work. They got bro working like he's doing a warehouse job. Mad nightshift.