Nicholas or Troye

Sorry to #Eurovision but if you book 4 professional singers and they still don’t add up to anything close to Céline, just give it up and play a clip of her singing in 1988!

What the fuck! San Marino?!? PORTUGAL!?!

High key hate steak

Georgia is so impressive for managing to make LIQUID ORGANZA look CHEAP #Eurovision2025

Germany actually kinda landed it? Mostly? #Eurovision2025

Are shit maybe

I got one am so excited for the epic crash out that the Brits will have when this steaming pile of dog shit comes last

The collective delusion that Eurovision have about this song is so fascinating to me

Someone on TikTok said she looks like she's having explosive diarrhea and unfortunately I can't unsee it now

Tim made me stand outside while he voted in the French election so today I am making him stand outside while I vote in the Polish election.

All I’m saying is that if Catholics want to invade Israel we should let them

Deserved

*below average

Making the Tim watch Twilight for the first time

“Psychopathic women” when this is you

Going to my least favorite party just to run interference between my bestie and his awful ex.