Being asked to be a part of SpongeBob's birthday is one of the great honors in my career. I'm not kidding even a little bit.

In his first game off the IL, #Mets prospect Tommy Wilson twirls a 💎 for Binghamton Rumble Ponies! 📰: atmlb.com/30J8iAa

New video. Tom swings fame. youtu.be/tYzs2daCAN0

Just popping in to remind you that Twitter is a horrific hellscape not worth your time or attention. Go take a walk.

Tommy Wilson was throwing darts last night! 🎯 7 IP 2 H 1 R 7 K (Binghamton Rumble Ponies)

Hey @teamyoutube, how is it that my song that I wrote, copyrighted, recorded, and posted has been stolen from me? "Biff's Question Song." I'm the guy. What gives?

Thanks for listening @teamyoutube Small creators need to own their stuff. It's a big deal.

My friend Kevin Shinick wrote a novel that places him at the top of the Star Wars creative universe. I recommend it highly. "Force Collector". May the Force Collector be with you.

The way we are living, timorous or bold, will have been our life.

Whenever I talked to Orson Bean, I was enchanted and amazed, and didn't want it to end. The world has lost a friendly, brilliant and fascinating man.

Wherever you are in the world, whether you are alone in isolation, with your family, I wish you a Shabbat shalom, especially this Shabbat. To those affected, I wish you a speedy and complete refuah sheleima. This Shabbat we are truly am echad b’lev echad. One people. One soul.

Total new respect for Howard Hughes.

Who do I have to hate for you to like me?

This time and introspection is really loosening things. Okay, um... The Great Gatsby is an incredibly overrated novel.

Fred Willard was legendary and historic and amazing. But really, what a kind and gentle man. And what a thrill to work with him.

.Tom Wilson is one of the funniest people on the planet. 🤣 That's it. That's the tweet.

There is only one of these. superrare.co/artwork-v2/15-…

My first real post is now live on EVX's Art Review. Appreciate any and all feedback. Highlighting Tom Wilson 's newest piece on SuperRare evxartcollector.substack.com/p/15-minutes-b…

youtube.com/watch?v=LsWSLo… I made a movie about Back To The Future and me. #humblysuperfamous