Hey Lebron… we’re good bro. You can go. Leagues good now. Baylor Scheierman is here.

On April 28th, 🇨🇦 is conducting a nation-wide IQ test.

Trump didn’t give Canada a 69 cent dollar. Trump didn’t give Canada shitty healthcare. Trump didn’t let 4 million refugees into Canada. Trump didn’t legalize killer drugs in Canada. Trump didn’t double our debt. The Liberals did all of this; make them pay at the polls.

Recently met someone who was laid off from their ~$70k/yr marketing job and is “desperately” searching for new employment to be able to pay the bills. Meanwhile however, they’ve been eating/drinking out multiple times a day on their Instagram. Some people can’t be helped.

Me: hey, can we chat? 26yo analyst friend, 6h later: sure, hows next to next friday at 7:15 am? Most accomplished person i know, 3 mins later: sure, calling you now Exaggerating for dramatic effect, but why does this happen?

Canadian dream is being successful enough to move to America.

The last minute of the Bulls Lakers game is the best minute of basketball I’ve seen in the last decade.

PSA - it's not cool to grab time on someone's calendar without asking them first. Even if you know the person already. Especially with no context or agenda for that meeting. All the more so if you're supposedly interested in partnering or working at that person's company.

I’m having way too much fun with this.

all men secretly believe there is non zero chance they will run a diversified HoldCo with highly profitable and cash flowing assets one day

run clubs are what happen when people lose religion

Donald Trump should offer a $150,000 citizenship to screened Canadian professionals. A massive revenue steam and would vacuum Canada of talent.

You know, I’d be more tolerant of certain NYC people if they actually had worked for their lives. Listened to a group of girls in a west village coffee shop yesterday discussing how Ritz Carlton isn’t that nice because it’s owned by Marriott. They were all marketing managers.

A mind blowing stat: Jerry Buss bought the Lakers for $67M in 1979, and just exited for 149 times his money at $10B in 2025 Sounds like a lot, right? That is somehow less than he would have made simply indexing the S&P 500 over that time period ($13B)

please do not rank mamdani if you are voting today in new york city he is a wolf in sheep's clothing

This is the logical conclusion of making sports betting so widespread and integrated into the game. It’s impossible to not have some players get caught up in it.

I painted the legend, “Back Up Terry!”

We should have more billionaires

People who are super pushy are usually super annoying. And very successful.

This could be the lowest moment in MSM history.