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Elongated Musketeer

@tomofthedead_

One man's Botticelli is another's Hieronymous Bosch

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calendar_today05-04-2014 15:57:24

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We know what needs to happen here. Ancelotti actually goes to jail where he has to put together a team of inmates for their big game of the year against the guards. Eve of game he’s told he can go free to coach Brazil at the World Cup but follows his heart and chooses to stay.

We know what needs to happen here. Ancelotti actually goes to jail where he has to put together a team of inmates for their big game of the year against the guards. Eve of game he’s told he can go free to coach Brazil at the World Cup but follows his heart and chooses to stay.
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Back in my day you had the Krays and the Robertsons. And they never urt no one and they looked after their mums and you could leave your door open and play in the street. Nowadays everyone gets stabbed and robbed and dies.

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Watched this the other night, one of the best specials I’ve seen in a long time. Straight into it with the first joke, give it a watch

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No you can’t have a Lewis Hamilton Monster, you’ve got a Jude Bellingham Lucozade Sports indoors that you ain’t even touched.

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My only critique of Soulja Boy’s Crank That is the bit where he repeatedly says “supersoak that hoe”. I can’t abide that. We should not be supersoaking hoes in this day and age. Have some decorum Mr Boy 😤

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Nothing wrong with it in context. Love seeing it about during a World Cup or Euros. If it’s St George’s day then go for it, not my thing but you do you. But why are people putting them up in places like Tower Hamlets all of a sudden? 🤔

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Hey there broski could I get the filthy horrible slutty burger with the nasty cheese and some of those dirty disgusting fries on the side please my guy. Oh no gherkin thanks, safe my g