Come From Away. The Band’s Visit. The Drowsy Chaperone. Six. Assassins. The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. The Last Five Years. Once on this Island. Title of Show. All of these musicals are shorter than the first HALF of Fiddler on the Roof. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

SCRABBLEGRAM* OF THE DAY American Gothic July 9 is National Barn Day (really!). Today we'll honor (and lampoon) this classic work of art painted by Grant Wood in 1930. 👱👨‍🌾 *Uses all 100 Scrabble tiles. #AmericanGothic, #GrantWood, #BarnDay, #scrabble

The 7 hottest days on Earth in the last 100,000+ years all happened in the last week: July 6 ~ 17.23°C / 63.01°F July 7 ~ 17.20°C / 62.96°F July 4 ~ 17.18°C / 62.93°F July 5 ~ 17.18°C / 62.92°F July 8 ~ 17.17°C / 62.90°F July 10 ~ 17.12°C / 62.81°F July 9 ~ 17.11°C / 62.79°F

Just saw a mink - with a lil fish in their mouth! - running along the docks in downtown Meredith, NH!

Feeling very fancy and nerdy today… I was just listening to the Grammar Girl podcast and was surprised to hear my own voice! To celebrate, here’s a picture of my cat (Tav) and her sushus.

Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures? Hey, Zoidberg, get in here! Screw you! Ain't got that. Nope! #Futurama

I’m a prime number again! #HappyBirthdaytoMe

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

There are red hatters at the show today! It’s like it’s 2005 again!

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

We're back, baby! #Futurama

“Every time I heard that part, I cried.”

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!

I did the right order! Connections Puzzle #44 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

The words “disability accommodations” and “God” rarely go in the same sentence—for a reason…

New Wednesday PR! #nytxw

I hiked two 4000-footers yesterday and only saw 8 people the whole time. That’s weird, right?

The situation in the Japanese city of Nara during a downpour 😍

Praise this queen. May she turn down the tv.