made a music video with Alien D :) check it out and please share if you dig it :) this was a scary new thing to do and went through a lot of doubt during the process but super glad we pushed through and created this thing together :) big thanks to Dan youtu.be/ebYi-naItDk?si…

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When it's $2 bus fare evasion, local news runs stories saying illegal behavior is "out of control" When it's Lexus drivers blocking hundreds of thousands of working class DMVers from getting to work on time, local news runs stories saying enforcement is "out of control" 🤔🚩

its so crazy when you meet your hero + they turn out 2 b a super nice chill awesome person :) connecting w DJ Technics was one of the highlights of ZAP this year.. had to book him! o heck im so excited about this one :) we have Jaxknife hosting as well wow eventbrite.com/e/dance-club-t…

#BreakingNews A new study suggests that D.C.’s policing problems won’t be solved by hiring more patrol officers, despite calls for a hiring surge from local politicians. Here’s why MPD might need a different approach. washingtoncitypaper.com/article/749204…

It’s crazy how you can post an event flyer with all the info on it 100x and people will still text you and ask you for the info that was ON THE FLYER THAT THEY SAW AND THEY TEXTED YOU BECAUSE THEY SAW IT .

“fuck Kamala, yet fuck Trump a bit more too. so I’ll vote Kamala if I have to, and nothing else. and will protest her everyday forever afterwards,” is *the* mainstream youth opinion, but Hell’s Kitchen-dwelling fagg*ts with 6-figure e-mail jobs are too self-obsessed to get that.

F@gs with receding hairlines saying Chappel Roan is a ‘politically immature zoomer’ for being reasonably critical of the Dems is so funny when those same men at their old age still seem to have a biological incapability of generating a political analysis beyond “Kamala is brat.”

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"Back in my day, the taxi cabs charged you by zone and if you were cheap you'd walk four extra blocks just to save $3."

CCL (CCL ☾) has a debut solo EP on the way. Read the news ra.co/news/81428/?x=…

Yo idk who needs to hear this but if ur a promoter / dj who doesn’t consider safety measures for your function u really have to sort out wtf is wrong w u like u have issues srsly people consider the consequences of yals ego for real

Since Mayor Bowser’s office took over D.C.’s High Heel Race in 2018, attendees say it’s lost its community feel. With tighter rules and a festival-like setup, one critic claims it feels like “just another Green Team Event.” buff.ly/3UpEy9L

In writing this story on what Republican control of Washington could mean for local D.C., Christina Henderson reminded me that when Congress interferes in the city's local affairs, it's often motivated by personal grievances as much as it is ideological fervor. 51st.news/what-republica…

Challengers snub for original score is fucking insane. #Oscars

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