Touchdown MN Gophers! Max Shortell can fill in for Marqise Gray M-fers!

Check out this video on youtube- werus, lyrical cypher. There are 4 parts to it. part one has lost cause and federal,2 ruby p and try bisop

I just found out that I will get to shoot an AK-47 tomorrow ha ha. F**K THE FREE WORLD!!! :P

I think that the regular officials are going to be just as shitty as the replacement officials. (don't get excited)

Why did the gay guy get fired from his job at the sperm bank?............. Cuz he was caught drinking on the job

All teachers suck! I'm not kidding they all have a terrible sense of humor. It's like they have some permanent hemorrhoid stuck up their ass

Has anyone ever been slapped so hard that they talk like the "Iron Man" Mike Tyson? Cuz I have. (It sucks)

Wow. My profile picture is from two years ago... I need more pictures

Imagine if we still had horses and not cars. Walmart's parking lots would be so much bigger. But at least I wouldn't have to worry about ...

my dad breaking the stick shift

Fuck 140 characters!