Enjoying seeing Giovanni Scatola from Habitech Limited on the Graham Norton Show, this evening! 😂

Dear The White Company, I have hit ‘unsubscribe’ to your emails numerous times in the last month, yet unlike every other company that seems to respect GDPR, you continue to write to me. Please stop, immediately. DM me for my email address.

Dear @FirstEssex, please can you explain why today’s 09:10 51 service from ‘Mashie Link’ on the ‘Channels’ development in Chelmsford, was a no-show yet again? I’m counting over 50 no-shows in less than 6 months.

A man just turned up at our serviced offices, claiming he was here to collect the leftover beer from another tenant’s networking event, last night. Has anyone else heard of this new ‘leftover beer’ craze? Kids these days don’t know they’re born. 🙄

Please can someone from Aqua Sana Spa at Elvedon Forest call me ASAP. No one has answered our last 25 calls, we’re due to stay with you tomorrow and haven’t been able to book our treatments. Also, your email address doesn’t work. DM me for my mobile number.

Where’s our 08:03 51 bus from Channels/Mashie Link to Chelmsford Station, today? Answers on a postcard to: @FirstEssex Don’t Care, ‘99 Problems and Your Passengers Ain’t One’ Street, Shit Creek, NE1 4A CAB. TWENTY FIVE ABANDONED PEOPLE TODAY - NEW RECORD!

Dear @FirstEssex, you have now received damning open letters from two MPs Vicky Ford and Kemi Badenoch regarding your terrible service in recent months. Perhaps you could pen an open letter with an apology to your customers, by way of return? Or, heaven forbid, fix the problem!!!

En-route to London and getting in some last-minute revision before presenting the CEDIA Royal Institute of British Architects accredited CPD ‘Designing Integrated Future-Ready Homes’ to another knowledge-hungry architect!

Thanks for all the years of music Eric Clapton - this is my daughter ‘Layla’ - who I hope one day will grow up to love the song after which she was named. 👍🏻

Placing a ridiculous amount of orders, today...

I just took a call from a new client, who found my company details via the CEDIA ‘Find A CEDIA Pro’ section of their website. That’s this year’s membership paid for in one fell swoop! If you’re considering whether or not to join or renew, next year, then take my advice, and do!!

Thanks for today CEDIA and Blustream - a very informative and enjoyable session. 👍🏻

Don’t you just love it when the @FirstEssex bus driver’s phone call is more urgent than the timetable to which he’s paid to keep... Come on guys, please start to at least act like you could maybe, possibly, perhaps one day, at a push, give a shit!

Something’s not right... Both my @FirstEssex bus and Greater Anglia train were on time. There must be a glitch in the matrix, or something!

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Dear @FirstEssex - when will you be rolling out new buses for Chelmsford’s 51 service that serves the Channels development? Yet again, one of our vital morning services has been cancelled due to a broken down bus, no doubt because your ageing fleet is no longer maintainable.

My colleague Ben @andrewlucasvr will be in touch - it’s what we do! x.com/claireld7/stat…

#ff Follow our new business Garden Tunes if you’re interested in high-end audio for your outdoor space!

Thanks to Mercury Systems for getting our new house alarm fitted before we went on holiday - we called them on Thursday PM and it was installed and commissioned before we left for the airport on Saturday AM. Awesome service.

Dear @FirstEssex and Greater Anglia - Have you considered collaborating with each other when planning timetables? For example, the bus many people take from my development to Chelmsford’s station arrives at such a time that I have only 3 minutes to catch the train. Not ideal. Ta!