Messi joins 5th best league, Ronaldo opts for the best league. Levels to this game.

Watching Arsenal fan tv later

Ticketing system at oakwell is fucking shit. Like queuing at Alton Towers

Nice one boris lad. Already taking half my wage so might as take a bit more you daft wig wearing cunt

Tills ground game is like mine. Non existent.

Very very bad line up that. We’ll get smoked tonight.

Fucking get in to em

Locksmiths are fucking wank. The amount of shit that I have to fix because they’ve not got a clue is unbelievable. Anyone need any locks changing give me a shout

Listening to Danny and Ali argue at half time will never get boring.

Them silly cunts queuing for petrol are the same silly cunts that’s panic bought toilet roll. Gullible fucks.

After that performance I’ll not have anyone tell me Joshua beats Fury. Fucking donuts.

WWIII in my house. All because I dropped a bit of protein powder on worktop that got wiped up 30 seconds later. Fucking psychos women

Two minutes of Tyson Fury ripping into the entire heavyweight division with Instagram call-out videos… [📽️ TYSON FURY]

Really don’t know why Norwich bother in prem. fucking dog meat

Athersley is what I imagine Afghan being like. Driving down road and little cunts lobbing bangers in front of the car.

Talk to mi.

Scraping a win against fucking Barrow 😂😂😂😂

Up the Villa

Nearly 7 days now without my suitcase and tuiuk TUI Group still can’t tell me where or when I’m getting. Absolute joke of a company.

Comedy gold united