Wife just sent me this video of early Saturday morning of me and my daughter looking for sea shells. In 30 years I will probably be willing to give up most of my net worth to go back this period of my life. Currently my daughter thinks I’m still cool, and I like that

Pulling Yannick Bolasie out of the time capsule to lift the mood.

Liverpool fans all over this app saying “enjoy losing Guehi for free next summer.” Palace fans, who stand to earn nothing from any fee received for Marc Guehi, sleeping at night:

Parish so unserious. 😂

Nothing to see here.

🚨 Marc Guehi statement.

Take one of our best players then it’s going to be dependent on us finding a replacement. Same with if someone came in for any of your starters. Liverpool could’ve broken the deadlock if they sent Gomez the other way. Suck it up.

The meltdown would’ve been an all timer.

Nah the two flicks of hair on his crown to match the cartoon have to be intentional 🤣

Far too many people outside Palace concerned with the financial future of the club because we’ve waived an amount of money that, after Chelsea’s %, wouldn’t get you a top Championship player this summer. Turn it in

How low is the bar btw? Guehi deserves this move because he *checks notes* continued playing for club he’s contracted to. Too bloody right and I wouldn’t expect anything less from the #CPFC captain. He does deserve his move but that’s not because he didn’t down tools in August.

“Wilf passed me the ball. Shot. Scored.”

Yer ma turns on advanced chat privacy on whatsapp.

This tells me the reports pitching the Guehi sale as Parish vs Glasner on the final day have to be wide of the mark. No way Parish is chilling at the gym if he's adamant we have to get Guehi sold. Imagine Glasner and Parish were more on the same page than is being suggested.

I wonder if Parish submitted a deal sheet purely so that he could tell Marc to his face. No other reason for deal sheet going in if decision was made at 4pm.

Still can’t watch this stuff without welling up.

Ebiowei at Blackpool.

Only way he’s wrong is if Bayern win the Champions League.

Forest promoted to play in the Europa League alongside John Textor’s Lyon btw. Utterly farcical.

Why are Tottenham fans blaming Parish for the Eze hijack? Palace were happy to do business with Tottenham and had deal agreed before player made his intentions clear...