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Tom Naughton

@tomdnaughton

Comedian, author, songwriter, writer-producer of the documentary "Fat Head."

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Congress Split Between Those Who Want To Spend A Ridiculous Amount And Those Who Want To Spend An Even More Ridiculous Amount babylonbee.com/news/report-co… via The Babylon Bee

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There's a label on the package of my triple-edge razors warning me that the blades are sharp. Dang, I was hoping to shave with a nice, dull blade.

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Once again, my composer royalties for the two songs I wrote for "Fat Head" ran into two figures. If this keeps up every quarter, I'll be set.

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I would like to thank Dr. Stone for proving he's either dishonest or stupid and should therefore be ignored. Life expectancy in your grandparents' time was about 55? Really? Life expectancy hasn't been in the 50s for 100 years, and was only that low back then because of

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Robert "The Third Reich" thinks refusing to give NPR taxpayer dollars somehow violates the First Amendment. No media outlet is entitled to taxpayer dollars. I can't tell if he's being intentionally dishonest or is actually this stupid.

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Democrats: If you tax dollars aren't given to a "public" media network that constantly promotes our agenda, that's a violation of the First Amendment! Riiiiiight. If your tax dollars were used to prop up a media network that constantly promoted Trump and trashed the Democrats,

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Oh, I see… We can make America healthy again by doing more of what we’ve been doing for the past several decades. By gosh, yes, seeing as how kids and everyone else became so much healthier during those decades, we should definitely keep doing the same things.

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Media Literacy: Whenever a news article or headline contains the words "experts say," what it really means is "we're about to give you our opinion while pretending to be objective journalists just reporting the news." On almost any topic -- especially a controversial topic --