a baby on the roof. sounds crazy, no? But here in our little village of Anatevka

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

I’m 100% certain that Conclave would be a perfect candidate for a movie where one character is played by a very serious human actor and the rest are muppets

Looks like he lost the blessing room

Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have devoured playing a bitchy cardinal in Conclave

Me after saying “no updates from me” on my only call of the day

🚨 NEW: Reform MP’s Richard Tice and Lee Anderson at the farmers’ protest

This is basically every Trump cabinet pick so far

showed my wife skyfall and this was her review

Krennic is so funny to me because he’s got the most basic problem. Coworkers he hates, boss that annoys him, behind on his work

That was fast

Gregg Wallace- My Sunday: 09:00: Sit in my computer room & blame women for not liking my sexual harassment of them. 10:30: play 1 hour of command & conquer. 11:30: polish my head for an hour. 12:30: look in the direction of my son for 30 seconds. 12:30:30: Double down more

This is from seven years ago. I'm busy with my kids now because I still have custody

Hasn’t Gary Barlow’s son suffered enough?! #TheTraitors

thinking of my king tonight #TheTraitors

If you’re managing to run Kai Havertz into the ground who is one of the most robust players in world football then there’s a serious issue that needs addressing.

been thinking about this photo of pre-papacy francis for days. unreal aura. imagine thinking this guy sucks lol

This line from conclave really got to me…