Memorial Day weekend gets to ya

Legend status from pops here

Getting in the Cudi Zone giving me the chills

I’m good at one thing in life and it’s sadly Beer Pong

Not a lot to say on this one. Priorities?

GLLLLLLAAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYY

This is a pretty badass combo for a Sunday morning

Splitting the G with a glass of Weller’s. Not to mention those are golf ball ice cubes. I love you America!

Hump Day

Odds I ruin my girlfriend’s family reunion? +120

Watched ‘A Few Good Men’ on the plane today (top 10 flick OAT) and touched down right as colonel Jessup told me I couldn’t handle the truth. Almost an out of body experience

Tuesdays. Worst day of the week by far.

They let Glady wake up today #bottomless

Bad golf fit = bad round.

Was just told I’m “one fine individual” by a male Chipotle worker. Unsure how to feel about it.

It’s Saturday: - hit the sauna - cup of coffee (black) - PGA Superstore - shower - throw on a FIRE golf fit - gamble/beers - MORE BEERS #doesntgetmuchbetter

Boy I love the dentist. Walking out with clean teeth and have some great convos in there as they’re very excited to see you. Gonna start making up stories to see what they believe about me. “Yeah I just bought a Tiger from EBay, how are your kids?”

Moving different apparently

Just won’t $60 off Beer Pong? Glady’s still got it.

It’s crazy that whenever I need a break at work, I don’t go outside. I just go sit on the shitter for about 15 minutes. I call it Porcelain ReCharge.