Not sure why the kitchen is in a different Timezone but the hoverboard man is smooth 🛹🤯

Happy April 🤍

BREAKING: PER BLOOMBERG — SpaceX QUIETLY FILED FOR IPO 👀 It’s happening !

BREAKING: $TSLA “MASS PRODUCTION” OF CYBERCAB OFFICIALLY STARTS THIS MONTH 👀 It’s happening !

马斯克开始掀美国宽带巨头的桌子了。 Starlink 最新美区报价出炉。 直接把卫星上网的门槛砸进了地心。 100 Mbps，无限流量。 原价 50 美元，现在砍到 35 美元。 200 Mbps 版本也降到了 65 美元。 最狠的是什么？ 硬件零元购。 以前要花几百刀买的接收终端，现在直接白送。

🔥🎯Elon Musk把未来押在荷兰一座小镇上：这可能是工业史上最疯狂的一场豪赌 这个项目，越觉得它不像一座工厂，更像一场要重写全球科技秩序的尝试。 如果这件事真的走通，被改写的不会只是 $TSLA、SpaceX 或 xAI

🚨NEWS: Electric vehicle searches hit an all-time high as oil prices surge 🔥 More people are looking at EVs and many are choosing Tesla after learning it also offers Full Self Driving. Analysts say if oil stays high or Middle East tensions drag on, Tesla could see stronger

BREAKING: $TSLA SEMI-TRUCK SPOTTED IN TIMES SQUARE 👀 Looks epic !

🇺🇸 🚀 Chamath 预测：特斯拉和 SpaceX 将在 IPO 后合并。 可能性高达 99.999%。逻辑很简单。 他们已经共享机器人、晶圆厂和 xAI 技术。 合并将彻底消除关于埃隆·马斯克时间分配不均的种种传闻。 一家公司，一个估值，一个埃隆。 如果合并成真，这将是历史上规模最大的企业合并案。

My idea of a good time is working with amazing engineers to create incredible technology 🤩 The Tesla chip research fab will have all the machines needed to do logic, memory, packing & masks in one building for a lightning fast development cycle. Heaven 💫

🚨摩根士丹利最新研报：保持特斯拉415美元目标价不变 1. 上调特斯拉全年交付预期：158万->160万 2. Q1储能业务低于预期40%，但储能本身就存在订单波动性，预计储能业务需求仍将保持相对强劲！ 3. 无安全员Robotaxi规模化，将是推动特斯拉股价上涨的核心催化剂。他们预计上半年将扩展到7个新城市！🚗

BREAKING: NHTSA OFFICIALLY “CLOSES” INVESTIGATION OF $TSLA SMART SUMMON 👀 Huge win for Tesla !

🚨NEWS: Billionaire investor Chamath Palihapitiya said Elon once showed him a “chip” that was actually a factory layout He said that moment taught him Tesla builds “machines that make machines” and he has never forgotten it

$TSLA Tesla down 30% from peak in less than 4 months…. This has happed a few times throughout its volatile trajectory of price actions…. BUT every single time it came back with a higher high, and way more…. Now it’s still right on track towards $1000 PT by end of 2027 on

BREAKING: CATHIE WOOD BOUGHT 39,691 $TSLA STOCK TODAY 👀 She’s back to buy the dip !

⚡⚡⚡最新消息：X 正式推出全球自動翻譯！由 Grok 驅動，任何語言都能觸及全球受眾 👉 X 產品主管 Nikita Bier 今日宣布，X 平台正式向全球推出自動翻譯功能，由 Grok AI

BREAKING: NHTSA “CLOSES” PROBE INTO 2.5 MILLION $TSLA CARS OVER SELF-DRIVING 👀 Massive win for Tesla !

For good reason

Repost this if you’ve been a $TSLA shareholder over 5+ years. 🤘🏻

Elon Musk believes xAI’s upcoming Grok 5 model will achieve AGI, a breakthrough that could reshape the future of AI