I reckon the conclave chose the new Pope after five minutes and now they're just in there hanging out with the fellas drinking and partying and doing all the fun stuff they can't do normally "Send the black smoke up lads, Steve has just made frozen margaritas"

Bargain Hunt star pleads guilty to financing terrorists...

Not quite Mo Salah's selfie with the Kop but I'll take it What a day at Chesham United FC yesterday ❤️

🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW🚨 "The Happy Song" - Virat Kohli retires from Test cricket 🇮🇳 🐐 - Virgin Island 📺 - UAE Women T20 side 🇦🇪 👏 - And Finny as you've never heard him before... 🎶 🛁 👶 open.spotify.com/show/17se3QWSb…

Some of the best limbs I've ever seen here. Amazing. (Sorry Coventry fans)

Why are there 1,000 men queueing up to sleep with this café?

Liam knows.

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Only 1.5k? Fucking travesty. T.I.T.S is funny though isn't it? So fair play

Well done Palace! Amazing

Oi Crystal Palace F.C. shake hands and call it a draw next Sunday and go to the pub? 🤔

Statistically, there's a good chance your nan takes drugs and stabs people... Just the facts:

It was between him and Geoff Knobhead

Can't help but feel that Zero Ducks Given didn't take didn't take full advantage of this hiatus 😂 Last week we mainly talked about daniel norcross losing his virginity on a boat to Guernsey Still... welcome back Alexandra Hartley & Crossy! ❤️

This final is the most perfect microcosm of Man U and Spurs The fact it was an own goal is perfect ❤️ Its like that video where two blokes play against each other on a field of lego with a bowling ball

Audere est Facere ❤️

Test cricket is back ❤️

All fair points Ryan... But this southern twat nepo baby is top of the league! 😍

🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW🚨 "Wrap Chat" - The Test summer is back ❤️ - Finny plays padel 🏓 - Dan channels his inner PJ and Duncan... 🧢 - Toby's off to the cinema 🎞 - And what's in Finny's wrap? 🌯 open.spotify.com/show/17se3QWSb…

Sisters wedding was a classy affair