Watching splash painfully reminds me when I got chucked out of a diving club, as I was scared and dived like a frog off the top board

@max_turnwald the king is about to set back to his kingdom, make sure my horse is tended too, on arrival.

@max_turnwald watch you're fingers, they seem to be hitting the wrong buttons, as that sounded a lot like treachery. No one insults Pegasus

@Jacko092010 Theo Danielle Watson Josiane Watson forgetting someone guys?! Jesus be gone 2 weeks and you have forgotten about me

@Finny963 zeusy boi takes no prisoners...especially ginger ones

@Finny963 just look in the mirror mate and you will see shit

@Jacko092010 @hannahbudden @imcharlottexo K E L S E Y ⚡️ true gentlemen drink the stuff mate, dont let anyone else tell you other wise.

@Jacko092010 lemon Drizzler 1000 @gelliott321 Theo what time?

Sorry for party rocking lemon Drizzler 1000 @Jacko092010

Cheers peeps for a great couple of days home, I need to detox for a while #ruined

I've just had to pause the Champions League Final, as my mother wants to take a photo of a hedgehog on the patio.

@Jacko092010 @hannahbudden bit cringe worthy Jack...didn't realise you were such a sweetie. #usetextsforthisshit

“BuzzFeed: “The Little Rascals” recreated their movie poster 20 years later bzfd.it/1r28HnQ ” lewis cox

@AdamClayton77 definitely a picture to show the future Miss Toby Clayton, when she has finished cooking. To tell her why she is called Toby.

@emilyiparker roses are red, apples are green I just found you on Twitter don't be mean #DaddysGottaGoToWork

@graciejack_ #DaddysWorking

Hey @Robert_bennett9! They are going well, thanks for the concern.

@Robert_bennett9 is funnier than me

@Robert_bennett9 frape me again Ginger and you wont see the light again 👊

@Robert_bennett9 can't talk now homie #DaddyisatWork