gosh i go from tobin to tobsolete so fast apparently :/

true, x.com/OfALeoheart/st…

um, h-hi conrad,

i'm being so rude to this sweet lady what have i done my wife will never look me in the eyes again........

celica will literally skin me alive and drop me in the ocean x.com/OfALeoheart/st…

I'm fleeing the country x.com/OfALeoheart/st…

I sold my soul to Duma once but I didn't sell my ass to him

//if one of u decide to make a duma to fuck with me fuck u

"Ah-- you sure..?"

//both of my tobins are/will be proposed to how much more bottom can u get

//hey what the FUCK is this!!!! hes literally a fuckin spider!!!! he aint got no thighs!!!

//i have to look at disgusting rainbow woman every single time i play this damn game and i hate it. i hate it.

[lookin around for wifey no wifey? ok] i'd totally bottom duma

//HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOSHI!!!!!!!!!

hmu sometime duma no im joking i'm married and happy and i'd never cheat on my sweet wife

i sold my SOUL not my ass x.com/AnotherHeroKin…

woah... i love my wife

"...Woah. That guy looks JUST like my wife, if he was a guy..."