"YOU DEY VEX FOR ME??? You dey vex for man why change your life? Wey give your pikin food to chop? YOU DEY VEX FOR ME, EFEEE?? See why e no good to hepp poor people, you dey hear am? No go hepp poor pesin ohh.. AHH!"

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Wgf tonight 🎶

THIS IS THE BEST ALBUM TO EVER EXIST!

Turn your lights down loowwww

LLM una This last bug wey I solve, na for GitHub issues I Dey converse with maintainers

Me hiding this proper solution during standup so I don’t add extra task to the other 7 suggestions I made 😭

all vibe coded websites look identical

Oliver Twist dey learn from me. I want more I wan dey cheat economics

Dear Pharmaceutical Twitter, please where can I get this drug? I have literally searched all pharmacies I can and it’s been so difficult to get. Any pharmacy in Lagos I can get it? Please treat as urgent.

Mummy na water over here. My Mother - Mummy My Mother’s friends - Mummy My friend’s mum - Mummy The Elderly women in my church - Mummy My Elderly patients - Mummy Random Elderly woman - Mummy If you’re old enough to give birth to me - Mummy

Coco, Coco, is Cocody Rock Coco, Coco, is Cocody Rasta 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

PM work no easy. I am almost fainted when I thought I saw a bug that escaped test to prod 😭. In split seconds I don run huddle sharrrpppp😭.

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I haven't slept in 3-4 days now😢

Is It Now a Crime To Wear Glasses In Nigeria? Look At Your Officer POLICE COMPLAINT

Dem don dey snatch the glasses for people face o. You people underestimate how useless the Nigerian police is.

I heard so much evil about the Catholic church. Saw media painted them as idol worshippers. I read Dan Brown's Da Vinci code, Angels & Demons which potrayed Catholicism as occultic I saw people brand Opus Dei as a Cult. I needed to experience the Catholic church myself Here