Fucking off isn't a crime. ...but it IS if you do it before you send to Her. So $end...THEN fuck off.

My dealer told me to come over, he had something special for me... ...I've never seen nugs this dark of a purple... I feel like I'm smoking unicorn poop 🦄💩🦄💩🦄💩🦄💩🦄💩🦄

I'm more of an alcohol in the morning and tea at night kinda gal. ...I feel like that should be a "thing"

Expiry dates.... are really only suggestions for pussies and non-vaccinated children.

Morning Fuckers....😘

Its ALWAYS a fantastic day after PA plays PA & Philly WINS I HATE the Pens, Leafs, Sens & Habs If you cheer for ANY of those garbage teams, your wallet is MINE You're already pathetic enough being a man, let's not add to that ...You're a FLYERS FAN now { findom footgoddess }

OHHHHHHHHH!!! You're a "luxury" I see... ...I suppose that Barbie doll haired wig cost a FORTUNE...🙄😒🤪

Pretty much my feelings about life.

Pants...are HIGHLY overrated.

Just a thought...but maybe for YOUR bday this year, get YOUR MOM a cake and present. A "Thanks for letting me ruin your vagina" kinda thing. I mean, I'm adopted, so this wouldn't effect me. I didnt ruin her vagina, just her life...and we cover THAT one in May...💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️

I feel bad for all of the people who thought that 2020 was REALLY going to be "their year" ...better luck next time.

Mr. Trump...you're killing your country. ...at least you're #1 in the world at something...😔

My armpits smell like onions #aquarantinestory

Half of the world's population has a hard time distinguishing what 6 inches is. ...And now we expect them to gauge 6 feet?? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️🙈

I have an idea. It may be crazy I know, but putting it out there. Buy Canadian.

Soooooo...the glove didn't fit??? #donandthegiantimpeachment

Please RT this. Our seniors deserve our best and nothing less.

Thank you to Invest Ottawa for having me speak this morning. The time is now. We must do a better job of supporting and investing in Canadian womxn entrepreneurs and make it a priority to undo the bias that exists in the investment community. #IWD2021

Hi Metallica, a seriously ill toddler who is your #1 fan would love to meet you (virtually) for their last wish!🙏🏻 Could you please reach out... (or if anyone has connections let me know!) Please RT!🙏🏻

...if Ron Perlman was...a snow covered car??